Happy Birthday To Me!!!

ALHAMDULILLAH! Give thanks and praise to The Most High for blessing me to celebrate yet another birthday. I'm deeply humbled and grateful. Every day I look in the mirror and I'm proud of the wonderful person looking back at me - BOSS LADY. Yup, I'm greatness.com!!! HAPPY BORNDAY TO ME!!!






~I'm the Boss Lady~

She's a Stripper So That Makes Her a Hoe?

LOL the pic is hilarious though

One thing I never quite got is why women people give strippers such a hard time. I mean, I wouldn't choose it as a career path but I really try hard not to judge those who do. We just assume that they're hoes because they take their clothes off for money. I've been to a couple of strip clubs and I was truely fascinated. I wonder what their stories are. LOL it made me think of Chris Rock and what he called "the stripper myth".



What I don't like is the hypocrisy surrounding strippers. A lot of men go to strip clubs but still look down on strippers and are quick to label them hoes who'd do anything for money. And the same women talkin sh!t about strippers are also the same ones wearing skimpy azz outfits out in public, with their titties and azzes literally hanging out. They're showing off their goodies too....with no pay! What's the difference between these women and strippers? It must be the stripper pole. You know what I think? Women are jealous of strippers! Coz most strippers have banging bodies and we know women love hating on other women, especially the good-looking ones. Hell, you don't even need to be a stripper to be labelled a hoe by other women. It's just biology, we're all fighting over the same resources - the mens folk. And what is the best way to eliminate the competition? Make her less desirable as a mate. Oftentimes when a woman gets a bad rep for being a hoe, I'm pretty sure the source is another woman.

As I said before I wouldn't choose that path, and neither would I want my daughter to. However, I don't think all strippers also offer cooch to their guests. I'm pretty sure some do f*ck for money but I don't think the majority do. And frankly I have more respect for women who have sex for money than those who offer their cooches to anything with a penis attached....for free. LOL I'm for real. I don't think Laurence Fishburn would agree on that though.....





Personally I would want to get to know a stripper. All the moves she could teach me.....ooooowweee! LOL lets stop the hate on strippers. Sh!t they need love too.


~I'm the Boss Lady~

Say a Little Prayer

Unless you've been living under a rock you know what's been going on in this chaotic world of ours. The catastrophe in Japan shows us the forces of nature at work and it makes my heart bleed. I cannot even fathom what the Japanese people must be going through. 





While the catastrophe in Japan is solely Mother Earth, the same thing can't be said about the crisis in North Africa and the war against Libyan dictator Gaddafi. The crazy idiot had to be removed from power, but I don't think bombing the Libyan people down is the way to go about it. Lets be honest here, if Libya didn't have oil would the hypocritical states of America even care?? 

I'm just praying that some day....most probably not in my life time, that we, the sons and daughters of Africa can manage our own continent.....in the mean time, let us pray. I don't care who you pray to - Allah, Jesus, Buddha, Shiva, your ancestors, the sun or moon, take the time of to say a little prayer for the people of Japan and for the struggling children of Africa........


~I'm the Boss Lady~

He Aint Your Man

My baby sister, Mini-Me, is 21 and in college. She's the smartest young lady I know. Sometimes I find myself wishing I had her smarts when I was her age. I'll think to myself "man I wish I knew at 20 what I know now!" coz that woulda saved me some heartache and disappointments. Mini-Me is so wise.....I'd like to think I had something to do with it, though. LOL. One of the things I had to learn the hard way was relationships and titles. Ladies, I know this is unfair as hell, but that's life. You meet a guy and yall are kickin' it and having a great time. You're doing all the lovey-dovey relationship stuff, he's treating you so good and you feel loved. After a short while you'll start referring to him as your boyfriend, your man. Coz clearly you're in a relationship now, right? WRONG!

Girl, if he hasn't come right out and said that you're his girlfriend, his lady, then yall aint in a relationship!! If you've already let him taste the candy box, then you are f*ck buddies, friends with benefits or however the hell he defines it. Bottom line is he's still a free agent. Just because you call him your man or boyfriend doesn't make him that. After you've been kickin it for 2 or 3 months you need to know where you stand. Yes ladies, don't be afraid to ask where this is going. Of course, it requires that you know what you want. If you're not looking for anything serious then keep on kickin it. But then you have to know your place. Yall aint in a relationship and that means that you can't act bat-sh!t crazy when you find out that he's kickin it with someone else.

On the other hand, if you want to take it to another level, you have to let him know. Ask him where this is heading. Tell him that you want to be in a committed and exclusive relationship. If he's on the same page as you are, then he's now officially your boyfriend/man. If he starts talkin sh!t about why you have to put a label on what you have, you aint nothin but an easy piece of azz to him. Why should he commit when he's getting everything so easy? You're over at his house cooking, cleaning, doing his laundry, and giving him great sex. Of course he wouldn't want to lose that. He doesn't care about you and deep down you know it too. Stop thinking that he'll come around or that if you cook some more or give him more head he'll eventually want to be in a relationship with you. He'll kick it with you until he meets a lady with enough self respect who demands to know where they're heading and she'll become the girlfriend. Meanwhile you've wasted 2 years of your life making someone your priority when you were just an option to him.

~I'm the Boss Lady~

To all the phenomenal women: I SALUTE YOU!

Today is the International Women's Day and I'd like to give a big shout-out to all the wonderfully phenomenal women in the entire world. To all the "super women" taking care of business, the single mothers forced to weather the storms on their own; the battered and abused women; the women forced into sex trafficking; the women who survived the horrible acts of female genital mutilation; the survivors of breast cancer; the giants of women upon whose shoulders we stand; the protesting women who were killed recently in Ivory Coast. I SALUTE YOU!

PHENOMENAL WOMAN

by Maya Angelou

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing of my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them,
They say they still can't see.
I say
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
The palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

~I'm the Boss Lady~

Generation Facebook

Forget about the sidepieces and the jump-offs. The new relationship threat is called......FACEBOOK. Wait....what?? Yup, Facebook. I swear, people do too damn much on this site. I mean, REALLY??? Come on now! People are breaking up because of something posted on their SO's walls. Some people break up via their relationship statuses. WTF! Mr. Incredible is not a big fan of this social network site. He'll just shake his head and roll his eyes when I start going on and on about who does or says what on FB. The thing is, though, no matter how much foolishness people put up there, I LOVE ME SOME FACEBOOK. #dontjudgeme

For the life of me I can't seem to get why people want their business for everyone to see. Why do I need to know that your marriage is "complicated" when I haven't seen you since high school? Oh, what about this idiot who posted that he was so hurt and depressed. I thought "oh poor thing...lemme check how he's doin...". I sent him a message asking what was wrong. This modasooka sent me a message back saying it's private. Private??? PRIVATE?? Are you f*cking kidding me? Then why the hell did you put it put there for everybody and their mama to see? IDIOT! And what about the people who are sooooooooo in love with their SO that they want the whole world to know every goddamn second of every day? ARG! They get on my f*cking nerves. Yes, we know you love your boo, but please spare us the details. We do not need to know that he gave you foot massage last night, or that his mama's house is pink. What is up with our generation? Why do we need to share every freaking little thing that happens in our lives? Nothing is sacred anymore?

But the worst- the worsest (yea I made it a word) is the preggers ladies who share every single detail of their pregnancies, and as soon as the little bundle of joy pops out of the womb, it's fully documented on FB. Really? Is it that serious? I irks (another Toozi made word) me to see freshy popped babies plastered all over. Call me crazy, but I think that special moment is for you and your SO. It's precious and sacred. Those are the intimate and beautiful moments that tighten the bond between you and the one you love, and should be only between the two of you.

The relationship status changes are hilarious. LOL now I understand teenagers having fun changing their statuses every two weeks, but if you're over 25 and you change your status more often than Gaga changes her hairstyle, you're a loooooooser. Yes, I said it! Get the f*ck off FB and get a life. Either you do it for the attention or you really do get in and out of "relationships" often doesn't matter. Either way, you're pathetic and need to do something with your life besides entertaining my a**. And the pictures!! Whew lawd! I think some people go to parties just so they can take pictures to post on FB and I love looking at them. Folks, once you put pictures on FB they won't disappear just because you delete them. Remember that next time you feel like posting pics of the outrageous trip from Vegas or from your bachelor's party. It might not be cute and funny when you're applying for that prestigious law firm. I'm just sayin....


~I'm the Boss Lady~

Some people shouldn't be allowed to procreate

You want to drive a car? You need a driver's license and insurance. You want to be a doctor? Go to medical school. Want to do nails? Get certified. You need to get some kind of certification to do almost anything. But why is that any idiot can just bring babies into this world when clearly they have no business what so ever producing offspring. And before anyone start talking about young mothers doing stupid sh!t, I know a few ladies who became mothers at a young age and they turned out to be excellent mothers. Their kids are well-mannered and polite little people. Trust, stupidity transcends age.

That picture of that precious little chocolate drop made me sad. But the other one.....boy, oh boy....I don't know what's worse - the fact that they engage in such fuckery or putting it online for everybody and their mamas to see. If these so-called parents do this foolishness at this age what the hell will they be doing with the kids at age 5? This is NOT cute or funny, it's just sad sad sad. Our children are the future and when we f*ck them up we're f*cking up the future. There are so many balanced, well-adjusted and excellent couples out there dying to have a baby, but can't. Meanwhile, stupid broads are having babies left, right, and center because they have not one responsible bone in their bodies. They keep living life and making babies, and securing jobs for future special educators, therapists, and prison wardens...... damn shame.


~I'm the Boss Lady~