Blah! I'm stuck at Heathrow Airport, London for 5 freaking hours waiting for my flight to ATL. I hate waiting, for real. I decided to sit as close to a bathroom as possible knowing my little-azz bladder. I've been here 2.5 hours and already been to the bathroom 3 times!! Hm....maybe I should ease up on the liquids...and the internet is sooooooooo sloooooooooow *sigh*. I don't even know why I thought that I could stream movies. Can't even listen to Spotify. Whatevuuurrr, people watching is way much better.I'm looking mighty fly on this wonderful first day of July, got my make-up popping and heels clicking lol. WTF is up with many sistas cutting their eyes at another sista. Like really girl?? WTF did I do you? I'm so sick and tired of this mess. I mean, can I get a smile or the universal negro nod? And even when I try to smile these heffas just mean mug or look like they smelled some doo doo.
Aaaawwww, there's the most charming little boy trying to run from his mama lol. He looks about 1.5 years, but he can use those short legs! And he's flirting with any female in his vicinity. Aaawww....lol why is this young lady walking around in 5" heels carrying a huge-azz handbag?? Looks stupid as hell. Dang, I'm hungry but I don't wanna lose my spot if I get up to go fill my belly.
Americans....smh you can spot them anywhere. And the Jamaicans....I've said it before and I'll say it again, Jamaicans are the Naijas of the Carribean. They act the exact same way - yeah I said it! lol I love them though. I'm really craving Starbucks latte now. LOL I know ol' dude must feel his sweaty armpits?? No bueno, man. And grandpa looking like Chester the molester needs to take his shades off, got me wondering if he's looking at little kids behind the glasses....o_O
Aaawww, Chinese people are so ...polite! Ewwww, Chester the molester is giving me the look...ok, enough rambling. Ima go pee yet again, get a vanilla latte, and a salad...in that order. Yay, under 2 hours till take-off!!!
~I'm the Boss Lady~
